Black Women "DO" Workout! (From LaWanda Brokenborough)
I recently broke off a long term affair with the perfect man: Cute, funny, great cook, plenty of dough! I came to realize that he was bad for me and I will live longer without him!! I still creep around with him from time to time, but not every day. His picture is below!
Latoya ToeDoe Dorsey
That's so true can't eat him everyday n expect ur workouts to work. U go girl.
Tee Angie
*LMAO* I SOOOOO relate to this! I'm so stealing this!
Black Women "DO" Workout!
Ladies please stay away from this guy. He is a lady killer! And a low-down, sweet talkin good for nothing out of shape liar! He is always giggling, wants you to poke him in the stomach (go figure). He is not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, some kids see him as a roll model. Doughboy has a wife named, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven.
Mp Saget
That's funny. I am trying to break off my relationship with Hagen Daazs.
Stefanie Caldwell-Wright
I thought he was messing around on me but I wasn't sure until now. Thanks for the heads up! LOL
Sharon Hudson
LaWanda he was a philander...he was with me too. I've let him go for the most part, he doesn't tickle my fancy like he once did. LOL
Laurette Turner
Oh my goodness, I think we all have a problem with him from time to time but we are okay without him too from time to time(smile).
Sylvia Thompson Warren
Hey!! We were both seeing the SAME guy!! Lol
Sabrina Jarmon Hayes
I picked him up in the grocery store yesterday. He's chillin up in my house and I can't wait to get back home. Its been over a month and I need a fix.
Lee Coleman
Playa, playa, he's got jungle fever! lol
Darlene إلين Clayton
Sometimes I miss him too!!!
Kimberlee Little
He gets around! : )
Lovinia Smith Bennett
I've been seeing him too matter a fact I was with him just last night. Lol
Sonji Miller Branch
This is the perfect laugh for a Monday morning as I have started Art's plan today :)
Terra Tuck
I too broke off my life long relationship with someone who looks just like him. Funny thing is when I dropped him, the micheline man that was slowly forming around my waist slowly disappeared! Hmmm, go figure! Lol
Imani Tolbert
LOL!!! Yeah I think alot of people had to break it off with him but he is just so cute!!!
D'Laurie Guliex
Yes he is a hard one to break up with. You get that craving and all weak in the knees and u hear him saying just one little nibble won't hurt then the next thing you know you wake up the next morning wondering WTH~~~feeling all kinds a guilt........
Monica Wofford-Andres
WELL IT JUST PROVES THAT EVERYTHING THAT "LOOKS" GOOD IS NOT ALWAYS GOOD FOR YA... SO WE HAVE IT IN MODERATION... :0 ) I HEAR YA !
Katina Rogers-Lee
We're going thru a divorce right now. LMBO!
Robyn R. Hills
LOL! That is so cute & funny! He used to come over everyday. But I haven't seen him in almost 2 months. I am thinking about letting him come over tomorrow!
Sabrina Mcdonald-Rucker
Cute, I came to realize that I had to end my love affair with the doughboy too. He runs straight to my hips and I can't shake him off. LOL
Charlene Fin
Thanks for the warning! lol
Renee Riddick Wilson
Whoa!!!!!! This dude gets around :-) LOL
Carla Bailey
LOL, you mean my Boo was stepping out on me. LOL
Sista SistaSister
I too have possessed a life long infatuation for this perfect man, and yes, he is true to his nature.
When he’s present, the room fills with his aroma, leading to visions of intoxicating consumption, the very moment he touches my lips, I moan, feasting on his warm, moist, tenderness, but as with you, so with me, his influence was bad on me…
In his quiet possessiveness he clung to me, riding my derriere and hips as I sashayed through the streets.
In the evenings he called for me. Like a late night lover, I would creep, just a love sick marionette I danced his dance night after night, before laying down to sleep, until there was 240 pounds of me…
Now we are but distant friends, he is no longer welcomed in my home....
So like you, so also with me, He and I do meet…
From time to time we dine out with friends, and even then he’s tempting me…. LOL
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When he’s present, the room fills with his aroma, leading to visions of intoxicating consumption, the very moment he touches my lips, I moan, feasting on his warm, moist, tenderness, but as with you, so with me, his influence was bad on me…
In his quiet possessiveness he clung to me, riding my derriere and hips as I sashayed through the streets.
In the evenings he called for me. Like a late night lover, I would creep, just a love sick marionette I danced his dance night after night, before laying down to sleep, until there was 240 pounds of me…
Now we are but distant friends, he is no longer welcomed in my home....
So like you, so also with me, He and I do meet…
From time to time we dine out with friends, and even then he’s tempting me…. LOL
SistaSistaSister.blogspot.
Rotunda Mobley
LOL!!!!!! That really did it for me, because she an I were dating the same guy.
Bobbie Cydni Getwereimat
lol I caught him in my kitchen yesterday....lookin so dam good.......but had to show him to the door .....so I know how persuasive he can be.....lolz
Erica Eaddy Morton
I can't believe he was cheating on me...I he put me laced me with rolls of dough...that's it I'm breaking it off...lol
Susan Lapin
lol! Too funny! I'm kinda lookin like his sister these days... I need to distance myself from this family member... he is toxic!!!! Ehhr family has one! I'm disowning him as of today!
Sebrina McClendon Greene
Yes I add a classic codependent relationship with him...LOL!!!
Alana Abrams
lol...good for u...try to go cold turkey though ; )
Naomi Ackles
This dude was really getting around. He told me he was single and looking to form an attachment. Well, he did form an attachment. I found out he and I were not exclusive. He was dealing with men, women and children. Go figure. In order to get past our breakup, I join the group Black Women Do Workout. I think we should all put him down.
Michele Anne Blondmonville
I have to repost this tomorrow as my status. This is Fantastic I love it:)
Michelle Johnson
Ok. I am guilty of creeping around with him to. I had to let him go girl! lol
Connie Loren Walker
i love him too!!! so darn cute..
Bonnita Boone
I love this Guy. He has soo many Pillsbury goodies to Eat.
Donna Shoates Odle
This is soooo true. He's my "sometimes other man too". SistaSista Sister, I hope you're writing romance novels.....cuz you're good!! :o)
Lynda Simmons
Girl, he was cheating on you...I used to mess around with him too!!! LOL
Donna Nash Williams
Yes pass the words he is BAD news...I had a affair with him years ago...I stopped talking to him in my 20's....Life is better without him....
Cheryl Marie Petratos
you know you're wrong for that! lol!
Tanasha Bethel
What a dog!...I fell for his "I'll make you feel all warm inside" lines too man....*sigh*..But I love him! (sniff)..
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